added 113 new photos to the album Run No 388– The hairbrained hare run – October 18, 2020.Published by
David Thomas
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Hares: “Constant Disappointment”, “ Screwgineer”
Pack 33 plus 2 short people
Talk about a hairbrained hare – who would believe that you can set a trail in the morning and then get yourself and the whole pack totally lost in the afternoon?
Well the Nha Trang Hash has “Constant Disappointment” and that’s just what he did
It all started well from the BBQ Un In at 3pm and the whole bus cheered when the asthmatic bus executed a 3 point turn and the reverse gear worked and we headed out of the city – but not too far. Just a short stint from the city and we were in an area by the river where lots of ponds have been created and where a whole different lifestyle of living occurs.
So we went on this interesting little journey, right up to the point where there was no paper and “Constant Disappointment” had no clue where to go. For roughly 10 minutes the pack had a wander around different ponds looking for signs with occasional shouts from “CD” – “do you see owt?”.
Eventually “CD” decided to walk a bit himself, and sort of thought they had driven “through that big puddle” which some of us then waded through to find a smattering of paper some 50m on. I’m not saying there was no paper, however it seems there is naught as tight as a Yorkshire man when putting down paper.
The rest of the pack took a detour to keep their feet semi-dry and we were thus back on trial.
The drinks stop was at a place we had visited previously and where “Atomic Craic” had taken a swim, but there were no takers today as it was way too cool. The other hare, “Screwgineer” was there and he had lugged in an esky full of cleansing San Miguel beer (And some soft drinks) – good effort mate.
At this point many of the hashers started to put on raincoats in anticipation of an impending downpour, however there was none so pleased as the Religious Advisor that the downpour did not happen and we only received a short cooling spray.
The second part of the run was much shorter – more like a spring to the bus really, over a route we had last completed on “Dingo” and “Dosages” last run here before they went back to Australia., which left the round up in a lovely spot by the river.
Whilst the water melon and the pre-made rolls were served we had a few things going on, starting off with “Fat Bastard” and subsequently “Chick Magnet” deciding to sit in the parked up boat by the jetty… although only “Fat Bastard” half fell in the water.
Meanwhile the toddler “Just Calum” had got his hands on a full unopened can of beer, dropped it and seemed to have a bit of fun cause the can punctured and was causing a spray. “Just Khanh” , AKA ,Annoying little boy wanted in on this so he got a can of beer for fun purposes too.
And so I guess they had fun
The mean spirited “Broken Waters” however put his foot down – literally, and with his foot on top of the exky no kids could then open the esky to get more beer. Unfortunately Annoying little boy did not like being told no, and decided to keep punching “Broken Waters” on the thigh – which is better than “Slime” gets, because “Slime” gets punched in the gonads when Annoying little boy does not get his way with him.
Anyway – to cut to the chase, I apologize for wasting beer and pouring a can over Annoying little boy’s head.
We then got to charges, and first up was the hares. “Constant Disappointment” was invited to the ice first and then “Screwgineer”, but not before we gave “Screwgineer” an empty bag for insulation as he did not deserve the length of time allocated to the hairbrained hare.
“Pussy Pounder” delivered the scathing attack on the hares and halfway through took a 5 minute phone call from her mum back in the UK and even her mum seemed to know what a disappointment the young lad from Yorkshire was.
The GM then then came forward and reiterated the statement from last week about not wasting beer and we should not be pouring anything on anyone on the ice, unless it’s a naming. Please consider that, as we hope to keep sponsoring the orphanage, all the beer you waste is potential funds which could go to feed orphans
We then had the naming of last weeks hares and it was the turn of “Just Trang” and “Just Khanh” although the latter still had the hump so didn’t come forward.
“Just Trang” is from Hanoi and has a degree in accounting and made a bit of cash in buying properties from the plan and/or selling properties still on the plan. Therefore, welcome to the hash:
“Flip her quick”
And so to the charges – of which there were many, primarily due to the fact that we were not far from town and the bus could not legally travel on the roads for a while.
First up was “Constant Disappointment and “Major Pain in the Ass” for “Sex on the hash” as they were observed having a hug at the start. This was followed by “Pussy Pounder” for leaving the hash (She is off to Saigon to work) and “Fat Bastard” and “Chick Magnet” for getting scolded by the boat owner for commandeering his boat for a photo shoot.
Not wearing hash shirts was another charge which put people on the ice and many succumbed to that.
Perhaps the meanest charge went to “Flexible Grunt” as being the closest looking to “Dick Formage” who would have been on the ice had he come, because he is heading back to the USA …..although “Rent Boy” later advised that they had cancelled his flight.
Last on the ice was “Ass Tulip” who had not been paying attention and tried to level a charge, which had already been addressed previously – hence “False Charge”
And so we wrapped it up for another week and headed back to BBQ Un In where a few off us stopped to have a couple more coldies before heading off home.
Saddle Sniffer will be coming up with the Hash Hump Venue on Wednesday and soon as he lets us know, it will be published on this site
ON ON till next time
R.A.